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Total Medals Earned: 52 (From 20 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 810 Points

Clock Button Masher

First 20 Unlocked 9/29/12
5 Points
Play for 20 seconds (a cycle)
Getting It Unlocked 9/29/12
5 Points
Raise time to 100
Button Masher 10 Points Raise Time to 500
Having Fun 10 Points Play for 5 cycles
Bored, Are We? 50 Points Raise time to 1000
Still Alive 50 Points Survive for 9 cycles
Survivor 50 Points You are a button mashing demi-god
You Have No Life 100 Points What the f-how did yo-WHAT!? Okay, here's your medal
Failure IS An Option Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Perseverance Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Awesome Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Medal Grinder Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/500 points)

Elf Story

Start Unlocked 7/4/13
5 Points
Start the game... press the play button.
Arrow Death 5 Points You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Arrow To The Neck 5 Points Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Baseball Bat 5 Points You found the baseball bat!
Extra Kupo 5 Points You've earned extra kupo!
Fanboy 5 Points You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
Giant Fist 5 Points You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
Got Battle Dagger 5 Points The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
Got Bombs 5 Points You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
Got Soul Bangle 5 Points You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
Got Steel Sword 5 Points You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
Got Wooden Sword 5 Points The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
Halfsies 5 Points You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
Impalation 5 Points You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Skull 5 Points You found the hidden skull!
Beatdown 10 Points You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
Blue Flames 10 Points You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
Bombed 10 Points You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
Dagger To La Face 10 Points You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
Dead Bird 10 Points You found the dead blue bird!
Electrocuted 10 Points You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
Face Knifed 10 Points You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Fatal Error 10 Points You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
Goober 10 Points You found the Goober action figurine!
No Defense 10 Points You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Rock Death 10 Points You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Spin Attack 10 Points You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
Spinning Destruction 10 Points You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Squished 10 Points The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Stabbered 10 Points The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Weak Defense 10 Points Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You Should Block 10 Points Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
Controller 25 Points You found the video game controller!
Knife 25 Points You found the knife!
Poop 25 Points You found bird poop! Yay!
Shrunken Head 25 Points You found the magical shrunken head!
Game Won 50 Points You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
Ogre Destroyed 50 Points You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Medals Earned: 1/44 (5/500 points)

Graduates and Gorillas

Creatures of Darkness, RISE! Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
Start a game.
I Got One! Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
Capture a GORILLA.
If I Had A Hammer Unlocked 8/5/12
5 Points
Pick up the Golden Mallet.
BOOMshakalaka! 10 Points Capture a GORILLA by passing the Golden Mallet.
Brist-Off 10 Points Win the game.
Everyone Gets A Turn 10 Points Have three GRADUATEs handle the Golden Mallet in one game.
Five-Minute Ting 10 Points Win the game in five minutes or less.
Sole Survivor 10 Points Win with just one GRADUATE.
Started For Ten 10 Points Capture ten GORILLAs in a single game.
Two GORILLAs, One Mallet 10 Points Capture two GORILLAs at once.
Valid-dictorian 10 Points Win the game as Miles.
All Accounted For 25 Points Win the game with no GRADUATE captures.
Old School 25 Points Win the game playing under the Original rules.
Zero Body Count 25 Points Win the game with no GORILLA captures.
Die Angry 50 Points Win the game playing with the Aggressive die.
Triple Combo 50 Points Capture three GORILLAs at once.
Feel the FOURce 100 Points Capture four GORILLAs at once.
RTFM Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
We Shall Not Be Moved Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Master Rank Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sole Valedictorian Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
We Don't Need Tools Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/22 (15/460 points)

Hockey Dad

No Resting Unlocked 1/25/15
5 Points
Smash a chair on the opponents head
Big Man Unlocked 1/25/15
25 Points
Show your opponent who's boss
Bon Appetit 5 Points Have liquid poured on you
Loser 10 Points Suck up the pride and lose the fight
Dead Poker Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/5 (30/95 points)

Knightmare Tower

Vanquisher of evil Unlocked 9/8/12
25 Points
Defeat the evil being beyond the locked ceiling!
Faster than the speed of light Unlocked 9/8/12
100 Points
Clear the story mode in 3:30 minutes or less!
Bombalicious! 25 Points Take out 15 monsters with a single bomb!
Knight of the Round Table 50 Points Buy everything in the shop!
Conqueror 100 Points Complete all quest!
Sky's the limit 100 Points Reach 65,000 meters in Infinite mode!

Medals Earned: 2/6 (125/400 points)

Orange Roulette

Fresh Squeeze Unlocked 7/8/12
5 Points
You Survived Your First Encounter
Extra Pulp Unlocked 7/8/12
10 Points
You Lived Through Round Two
Fruit Concentrate Unlocked 7/9/12
25 Points
Three Down And Still Fresh
Harmer's Market Unlocked 7/8/12
50 Points
You Shot Your Opponent!
You Would Have Never Known Unlocked 7/8/12
50 Points
You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot
Dark Harvest 25 Points You Are Victorious, But At What Price?
Luck Is An Illusion 50 Points Get To The End On Your First Game
Overripe 50 Points You Survived A Long Rally

Medals Earned: 5/8 (140/265 points)

Platform [TUTORIAL][AS2]

Trying to Learn! Unlocked 8/7/12
10 Points
Watch this Tutorial!
You LEARNED! Unlocked 8/7/12
100 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/2 (110/110 points)

Pong Blasta

Wow I screwed up bad Unlocked 8/9/12
25 Points
Do so bad that you are forced to hit the "Give Up" Button
I love you Jenay! 25 Points Srs, I love you for helping me out <3.
lol Red Pin you suck at this 25 Points Achieve 6000 points while your opponent is at a negative score
You get em uber helper dude! 25 Points Win a round with your sidekick
Faster! Faster! You got this uber helper dude! 50 Points that boy sure is faast
uber helper dude you got big D: 50 Points no homo
High score time! 100 Points get uber helper dude to be very large or very fast
Skillz that killz 100 Points Get a difficulty of 8 or higher
Uber haxor ball 100 Points Get the ball to reach a speed to match the incredible skillz of uber helper dude! (the ball must go faster than a laser can travel)

Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/500 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 1/12/15
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
First Blood Unlocked 1/12/15
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 1/12/15
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Exasperated 5 Points View the game walkthrough.
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid 10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger 10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
BoM-nivore Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Doer of Radical Wrong Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Juggler Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/23 (15/540 points)

Reaching Finality

Impossible to go alone! Unlocked 8/7/12
5 Points
Get the pitchfork
Heart Master 50 Points Collect every heart in the game.
You Won! 50 Points Beat the game.
Daredevil 100 Points Beat the game with three hearts.

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/205 points)